Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Life In HELL

The accord reached between my agents Scott Boras/Jeff Moorad with PAIN and Ser Cavalor, giving me the title of Contributing Editor, is held in the deepest bowels of Santa Monica and in the office of the Hellac recorder of deeds. It is never to be quoted aloud.

It is hoped, however, that Kelso's presence as contributing editor would bring some more traffic to points South. Ironic, considering my great lament was how little traffic I got over here, but I take it as a great compliment. Kelso, a rain-maker? That'll be the day! But don't be afraid. http://thedisbrimstone-dailypitchfork.blogspot.com/

After all, we're all going to the same place. Or so the artist said.

Kelso's Nuts love you

24 comments:

Hungry Mother said...

Are you still going to post here as well? Are you going to come up with some good "in hindsight" photos? Can't wait!

KELSO'S NUTS said...

HM: I'm not going to do any KELSO'S NUTS-specific material here and I don't want to cross-post until we find out whether or not I indeed bring rain there.

So, for the time being, this spot will be live but only for admin and pass-notes.

"In Hindsight" is a trademark of my paisan. For me to do "In Hindsight" would be the equivalent of a young comic doing Lenny Bruce's "Hubert's Museum" or Richard Pryor's "What to do when you're about to get mugged."

When I do erotica, it will be in my own style with an initial accompanying note of being inspired by such masters as Fredrick, D-CUP, FreidaBee and Madam Z.

Freida Bee said...

Oh, I am a mere novice, but intend to get much better. I look forward to seeing you in Hellac, where I am a frequenteur.

s. douglas said...

I'm going around handing out cliches today.

Here's one for you-

Maybe a change of scenery will do ya good.

KELSO'S NUTS said...

FAIRLANE:

It already has.

Utah Savage said...

Kelso, I'm now embarked on the backward journey of reading you. A new fan. Found out about you at Jonestown. Thanks fairlane.

Utah Savage said...

I was surfing down your blog and ran into your war of words with PT. I, too, have run afoul of PT. You say it stands for Progressive Traditionalist, which sounds a little oxymoronic to me--no insult to you--his choice of moniker is his business. But I think of him as Pretentious Twit. A blogger friend, Scarlet wrote a very fine short story which she hid like a little girl all tucked up in the corner of her blog. It was a great read. Women especially liked it since the subject of asshole mate is pretty universal for most of us. But PT decided to counter the bitches brew of encouragement with criticism. He counted the words and complained about petty crap that meant nothing. I took him on. He didn't like it. i didn't care and got frankly vicious as only an enraged lover of good story telling gets when some asshole pretending to be a critic starts counting words. Anyway, the fact that you had a run in with PT makes me like you even if I'm not a baseball fan. I'll be back. I hope that doesn't sound like a threat.

KELSO'S NUTS said...

Pero que va, pue'? Borrado del "Utah Savage? Dime que hacia. Porfis. No te hice ni nada ni la pinga de mal ni dano y mis palbran son ellas y simpre que sean con toda mi sabiduria y mi pasion. Pero, me parecias muy educada...entonces, que paso tampoco entiendo la vaina suya y de tener anos de medie-adad a mi que me da? Ni el huevado, cierto! Pue' tal vez sea mas de "si o no?" que "cierto"!

Hasta la segunda vida o sea. Despiertame pa'l desayuno, oiste?

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