JACK ABRAMOFF, JOE LIEBERMAN AND ME
Not sure exactly what's inspiring this particular meditation, guessing that it's a combination of getting philosophical with the passing of a close (Gentile) friend, Barry Bonds on the verge of passing Babe Ruth, or passing ten minutes with a (Jewish) friend watching ten minutes of an edited version of his parents' wedding movie from Chicago, 1962.
So, passing is the watch-word and the conclusion Kelso draws is that it's not worth it. WE ARE NOT WHITE. WE WILL NEVER BE WHITE. Turn over the rock in any Jewish family and there's crime and drugs and vice and all that goes with a culture under threat, that had to survive by any means necessary. There's Uncle Gordon the junkie and his hooker wife. And there's Grandpa Ben, the gangster. It's there and it will always be there. That we now have AIPAC and PNAC and are ready on a moment's notice -- at least on the East Coast where we don't have White Baptists -- to throw in with the deputy Crackers (you know who you are) instead of thanking our stars and accepting and trying to ameliorate the hardships of those less fortunate is just fucking appalling.
If a couple of generations back, somebody's great-grandfather made a big score boot-legging, why does the great-grandson support stiff sentencing guidelines and no parole for someone selling drugs? Kelso roots for the dealer to survive with a few dollars and maybe, just maybe, that guy's great-grandson will go to Harvard. Oh, but the social disorder! Excuse me while I void my bowels.
And the chickens always come home to roost. Ask Jack Abramoff, the holiest man in town. Joe Lieberman, David Brooks, Charles Krauthamer, Fineman, Kurtz, Blitzer, Fleischer, Koppel, Wolfowitz, Perle, Kissinger -- you are all niggers, just like Kelso is, just like the poor souls in New Orleans or Camden for that matter. Wake the fuck up or die ignorant or in prison with Abramoff. Or in shame like Lieberman will.
Philip Roth had it right. The Human Fucking Stain. It doesn't come off with lye-soap or loving Israel or hating Arabs.
Red Sox 2 1-2 games up on Rudy Giuliani's Girls as of this morning. That's the good news.
Kelso's Nuts love you.
7 comments:
Well. Ugh. The last time I tried to do this, with Hu Jin Tao, I almost got into a fight with benjamin.
The word Jewish in Chinese is important to Israel and to history. It has been in existence for a long time, and is used also in the word for Utah and presumably "Ute".
There are two elements to the word. Before I go on, ya gotta understand, the Chinese and the Asians have made up hilarious names for everybody.
One element is dog, and the other is booze. The dog word is very important, and has two main looks, to my thinking.
The first look is that of a permanently lactating woman. I think there were so many more permanently lactating women 1000 years ago than there are today. Its like an x, which is the opening in the nipple, and then the line traces the thin flow of milk down and under the curve of the breast and thence down the chest, under the breast.
The second look is that of "haunted schlong". Sort of like Officer Krupke from West Side Story. I heard that record so many times growing up, as it was in our upstairs area, and the band Schlong put out a really good cover version of the entire album, which song Officer Krupke I have on a complilation from Hopeless Records.
I wrote this all up for Rebecca Erickson half a year ago, in some dramatic treatments set in Seoul, for George and Elaine, written to explain to her what I was doing with my life.
So there are two big ways to look at the standing dog: male and female. There is a third look to it, the carpal tunnel syndrome look, as the standing dog looks like a crabbed version of the standing hand radical, which is a very common word element in comparison. The hand radical, as a start, can usually be figured out as having something to do with that which is in the imagination. The two elements, dog and hand, look so similar that they are sometimes hard to distinguish from each other in handwriting.
No space to continue the list of looks.
Now on to the booze radical. It looks like a bottle of booze. There's a lot more to it, but space considerations..........
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What this all means, is a lot, and for starters, this word has senses of both keeping the package store open, viz Kennedy and Lieberman, and of an uncomfortable feeling that may occur when one doesn't feel like drinking but one feels constrained by one's immediate situation to do so. The first, more positive sense is of course preferred.
And in toto, this word means "The Game of Quarters" and such like.
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Well, I am now waiting for complaints about my description of this word. I would certainly be glad to continue to explain what is going on here. And, I just have to reiterate, all the words the Chinese have thought up are just as ridiculously mildly abusive as the next one.
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Finally, if host bloggist feels that this comment is too hot, please feel free to copy and delete. I don't write this stuff to cause difficult problems. Hope you understand. I have copied it to my email. It only took a minute to write.
Ta.
And allow me a postscript.
This is all extremely orthodox. Its as difficult as opening a can of duh, up in Canada, or using French, to ask for a wrench.
Actually, here. You may address your complaints to the Chinese embasssy.
Embassy of the People's Republic of China
2300 Connecticut Avenue NW
Washington DC 20036
TEL 202 328 2500
Embassy of The Republic of Singapore
3501 International Place NW
Washington DC 20008
TEL 202 537 3100
Embassy of Japan
2520 Massachusetts Avenue NW
Washington DC 20008
TEL 202 238 6700
Korea
North Korea
Hong Kong
Taiwan
Vn, Ml, Kh, In, Id, Mm
I am so sorry if you have a problem with this millenia-old word. Seriously.
CAR LOS BEL TRAN
16th
Oliver outduels Madson In Extra
Sick Game!!!!!
LETS GO METS!!!
Oh, dog is part of the word home, and is part of the concept of nation. So its a really good thing. Its not a bad thing.
Like Yorkshire Terriers that throw their dog dishes down the stairs to the rec room in the basement when they are hungry.
The word dog, as an integral central part of the word "guo jia", is used in the term nation-state in official documents, including the term "national park".
Np, Mac. Carry on.
Donkey:
Appreciate your tolerating the radical politics for the dollops of Met stuff.
Oliver -- a pure rag if ever there was one -- outdueling Madson, one of the real emerging righties in the NL! That was lucky, but we'll take it every time.
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