EXILIO EN CUALQUIER ESQUINA

"I told you it would happen and I said it/but all you could call me was Anti-Semitic"
--Ice Cube, "We Had To Tear This ____ Up", THE PREDATOR, 1992

Now, how prophetic exactly was that? Any guess as to what other country adopted a law identical to the absurd UNLAWFUL INTERNET GAMBLING ENFORCEMENT ACT? One guess you get....that's right -- ISRAEL So, let's get this straight other than the United States of AmeriKKKa, the only country in which Kelso cannot ply his trade is that little place in the Middle-East which was supposed to a safe-haven for all Jews of the diaspora. Yeah, Kelso, who can't dent a pillow with his punch, is a real Meyer Lansky. What hath (the imaginary) God wrought?

In how many previous posts exactly did Kelso make the point that Israel was doing itself no favor being the USA's butt-boy? And how many times did Kelso have to hear the "SHJ" thing? Too fucking many. Ok, back to pre-school: there are US navy ships in the straights of Hormuz. Here's what could happen. Israel drops a Midgetman into Iraq and then what? The US and Israel take over the entire Middle-East? Really? No, that's not what's going to happen. What's going to happen is that Russia and/or China will bury a series of missiles with nuclear warheads into NYC, DC, and Omaha's guts and we can all see each other in the next life. Who's going to stop this? Nancy Pelosi? Pardon Kelso while he rolls on the floor laughing. Nancy Pelosi? The same Nancy Pelosi whose daughter created a Bush campaign film?

Oh, by the way, your uncle Kelso is back, coming to you from a galaxy long, long ago and far, far away. Done and done. The blog resumes with the same attitude: No answers to society's problems, lots of rants, and lots of sports and culture.

We'll do some American politics next time and maybe some baseball 2007 previews.

Peace out. Free Mumia.

Kelso's Nuts love you.