THE AUDACITY OF HOPE

Doesn't Barack Obama just inspire you to pieces with his audacity? His audacity to sell-out to predatory lenders, his audacity to present an Iraq plan somewhere between McCain's and Giuliani's, his audacity to stoke homophobia in African-American churches his audacity to pretend he's a ghetto child when he's middle-class all the way, his audacity to "move beyond partisanship." Please, please, please Senator Obama, take your $37 million and introduce it up your hueco, and leave the Democratic primary to the Democrats. You know what the fuck you are. At least Alan Keyes promised tax cuts and didn't waffle about his anti-abortion and anti-gay stance the way you do, Senator Hueco. They say you are a genius, Obama, so you've probably figured out what hueco means in context. But because you are a Harvard boy, Kelso will spell it out slowly. Hueco is Spanish for "small hole." In South American slang, hueco is a rent-boy's asshole but the connation is "the lowest of the low." And that, son, is what you are. Has David Geffen been following your command homophobic performances in the churches? And why pray tell does homophobia go over so big in black churches? Because they all fucking know that 1/3 of the community's men are going to have to deal with prison and all the violence it has to offer, so musn't condone gay marriage or admit that gay is a variant of "normal." Understandable, one supposes, but it was Obama's Republican, DCL and "third way" friends who created this wretched black holocaust in America. Come back, J.C. Watts, all is forgiven. At least you could play football a little.

Kelso has the REAL audacity to hope. He hopes Djokovic can beat Nadal in the Wimbledon semi-finals. He hopes he'll wake up tomorrow. He hopes that one-by-one the Democratic rank-and-file will just for once abandon the PC bullshit and realize that Obama's a jackleg. Obama's skin might be darker than nighttime in Texas but Kelso -- preferring the John Brown in the race, Kucinich -- will take ANY Democrat or Ron Paul over Obama.

Kelso pities the sad liberal putzes who sent Obama $250 last quarter thinking they were getting Martin Luther King. When you liberal putzes' kids have to go fight in Obama's Iraq "Surge" don't come crying over the Nuts. You've been warned over and over again. Barack Obama is Hymie Joe Lieberman writ tunkele. And if, God forbid, Obama does get elected president, Kelso will be "audacious" enough to wish Bush was still President because at least Bush followed through without resorting to Obama's okey-doke.

Kelso's nobody. Read David Sirota on the subject.

Audacity of hope my grannie's left tit.

Kelso's Nuts love you.