ON WHY PAT LEAHY AND "PARIS HILTON CULTURE" ARE NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE
In another of a never-ending series of Republican okey-dokes, Osama bin "ooo-wooo, scaarry, kids" Laden has apparently released another "ooo-wooo, scaarry, kids" video. Ok, there's nothing great about American solipsism, celebrity obsession, and concern with "news-you-can-use," but at least its more wholesome than American obsession with terrorism. Once again, the public has shown good sense in ranking its priorities. We present today's highest ranked Yahoo! searches:
Chicken Salad Recipes
Los Angeles Galaxy
Bastille Day
Evel Knievel
Genesis
Trivia
Hairspray
Home Repair
Al-Qaida
Queen Elizabeth II
By any measure that shows damned good sense. Kelso's ranking would be slightly, but not very, different. We go: TRIVIA, BASTILLE DAY, LA GALAXY, EVEL KNIEVEL, GENESIS, CHICKEN SALAD RECIPES, QUEEN ELIZABETH II, HOME REPAIR, AL-QAIDA, HAIRSPRAY. And Kelso's the over-educated, non-commonsensical, anti-war hippie, liberal elitist. He match up pretty good with Homo Americanus, no? Maybe Cheney's "1% Solution" to quote Suskind and Drobny is just that. And the country has come to it's senses finally. If only there were a candidate who had the huevos to end the war. H. Clinton looks like the Nuts if Gore doesn't get in and we have to put her on 9000 dead American soldiers before she gives up the ghost in Iraq. We'll give Obama 17,000. Edwards 6800. Richardson 7200. Biden 19,500. Gore 6400. Giuliani 25,000. Romney 21,000. F.D. Thompson 22,000. McCain 45,000. Paul 5900. Huckabee 23,500. Brownback 26,000. Bloomberg 8700. That's exclusive of Afghanistan, Iran, Venezuela, North Korea, and the Middle-East "field." It is hoped here that some combination of the EU, Russia, China, and -- yes -- Israel will prevail upon whoever the current and future U.S. presidents are to LIMIT action to Iraq and Afghanistan, with the understanding that Light-Sweet isn't to go below $60/bbl under any circumstances.
Keep fighting the good fight, Senator Leahy. Don't count on Schumer for any help and certainly not La Arlen Specter for any help. Your country and a couple of rogue Republicans support you. Stay strong. Who knows? If Sara Taylor gets busted for smoking weed in a D.C. park, you're good-to-go.
Kelso's Nuts love you.
10 comments:
Well damn... Apparently you say that in EVERY post. Am I really that unobservant? That could explain somethings. Like how the eggs ended up in the dry-food cupboard. Hm.
Fingers still crossed for Gore.
Tink:
Origins of the sign-off. When I was a teenager in Manhattan we had a discount electronics store called Uncle Steve's on Canal Street. "Uncle Steve" himself -- a Middle-Eastern man of indeterminate ethnicity -- did these great radio spots which he always signed off with "Thank You...I Love You."
That said, I DO love you Tink. When do I get to interact with the famous Hoop?
Tetas:
Gore's still my choice, too, but given all the insanity in my life -- believe me politics are all just theater until they AREN'T; in other words LET THEM KNOW YOU CARE, EVERYBODY -- I need a Democrat other than Obama whom I loathe who can WIN this fucking thing. So, while I'm not NUTS about every aspect of MS. BIG DOG, I'm with her. Unless, of course, I decide that mi Presidente, el Martin Torrijos, needs my vote more and in that case, I'll switch franchises. But I got time to make up my mind.
Uncle Steve's commercials were great -- no introduction, no concept, no jokes, he just shouted a list of electronics items and their prices for 30 seconds or so. I bought my first CD player there. And as to his ethnicity, I think Israeli Jew is a pretty certain bet.
Welcome back, Harvey. I am guessing you've either been on vacation or on a business trip to the land of "I-AM-SORRY-IT-IS-NOT-POSSIBLE."
Let me know when you are next planning to go because I'm thinking of going there to play the 300-600 NLHE game that have 6 or 7 really horrible UES guys and the Goldilocks guys really kill it. So, I think I'm going to give it a whirl with two good cash players here: one guy from Birmingham, Eng, and a Pana whose folks come from Lebanon. We're looking to do this sometime in September, I think.
I bought a PIONEER belt-drive turn-table from Uncle Steve's in 1978. Never had a problem with it. I guess he DID love me after all
Kelso! Didja miss me?
I look at the top searches every day for some reason, curious? I don't know. Then I shake my head.
Of course, where ya binn? I'll have plenty to say on the Jewish question in the next couple of days. I'm "not over it" by the way. :)
I've been back on The Island, Philly, out East, etc.
Summer, you know. And the fogies all come back from Florida to escape the humidity. So I have to make my rounds, or they will say I'm neglectful. Especially the Jewish relatives. :)
Oh and since I know you will ask, its RUSSIAN Jew.
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