ANOTHER BRIEF BUSINESS HIATUS

Kelso is going back to Las Vegas from 12/12 to 12/18. Lots of real work to do beforehand and lots of poker to play. Then real work and poker in earnest out there.

Have been very lax about keeping up with the politics this week. It seems Condoleeza Rice is up to her old tricks, but what she's selling even the German head-of-state, Ms. Merkel, who is Right-Wing from CDP, isn't buying. Bush made some bullshit speech. There are rumors that Jack Murtha was the mouthpiece of the military elite who loathe Bush and these wars. A military coup against a right-wing government? Wouldn't that be bizarre? It might not be so bad, just so long as Colin Powell is kept out of things: My Lai Coverup, Talcum Powder Anthrax Stunt At UN, and a wholesale betrayal of principles in service to the worst president in American history. Kelso was under the impression military men were supposed to be brave. Colin Powell has proven himself to be one of the most cowardly men in public life in a long time. And this fuck-head was supposed to beat Clinton for President in 1996? Laughable. Well, at least we get a vacation from him and from Bob Woodward for a while. Two of the most humorless men Kelso can think of.

Gentlemen, Kelso suggests dry psilocybin caps during your absence from the main stage. If that doesn't at least give you a sense of humor, nothing will. As to your morals, you're both going to have to answer to the Cloud Being you pretend to worship come the end. Here's where being an atheist is great. Absolutely no fear of any punishment in the afterlife for ANYTHING. And Kelso has NEVER done anything as bad as either Powell or Woodward do each day just to stay in form.

Here's hoping that AnitaXanaxNow will take over in Kelso's absence. If she does, everyone's in for a treat. She always brings her "A" game. Floppers of the Nuts will lose some of the sports stuff and most of the anger but go into some very interesting cultural by-ways with her.

Please do this, Anita. Kelso does not like leaving the space fallow for too long.

NFL
* BENGALS -12 OVER BROWNS
* EAGLES +9 OVER GIANTS
* SEAHAWKS -15 1/2 OVER 49ERS
* REDSKINS -3 1/2 OVER CARDINALS
* SAINTS +10 1/2 OVER FALCONS

NCAA Bowl games upon return.

Kelso's Nuts love you.