GAME, SET & MATCH -- & Q.E.D., P.C. PUTZES...

...and identity politics specialists. Please google: "peabody coal" "gephardt" "boucher" "bunning" "craig" and..... "obama"

Three important issues: bankruptcy, war and environment and St. Barrack Obama is on the crap side of all of them.

If there's any doubt that Obama can now be added to the Blackwell, Jakes, Keyes, Powell, Rice, Steele, Thomas, Watts, Reggie White list...kiss that doubt goodbye. That's probably a good thing, big sign of progress. Far Right is equal opportunity ideological cohort.

We're now assuming that Obama IS a de facto Republican and will probably end up somewhere in Liebermanland. And now a blanket challenge from Kelso himself: would anyone please prove to me that Obama opposed the wars at any time before his current bullshit shellgame? 2002 & 2003, that is.

Check out the "Marathon Man" story in yesterday's Tissue Of Lies. U.S. dentist volunteers to oversee tortune at Gitmo! What hath God wrought?

And as for Cindy Sheehan. It's a damn shame. A good one gone and not because of anything Bush or Cheney did. Gone because she won "American Idol" and her fellow-travellers and the wretched Democratic Party couldn't deal with it. Post your thoughts on this at gynocracy.blogspot.com

Sorry about Ascione and Eschauer, but we still believe price makes right and we like Starace at 22/1 versus Federer and Llodra at 17/2 versus Davydenko. Stubborn goddamned mules here at Kelso's Nuts...

...2, 4 or 7 of which love you.