"BETTER DECIDE WHICH SIDE YOU'RE ON/THIS SHIP GOES DOWN BEFORE TOO LONG/IF LEFT IS RIGHT/THAN RIGHT IS WRONG/YOU'D BETTER DECIDE WHICH SIDE YOU'RE ON"
-- Tom Robinson Band
This was inspired by a lunch Kelso had with the boyfriend of Kelso's best friend's mother. We'll call best-friend "The Boy Mikey" for now, although he has been an occasional contributor. Mikey's mother's dude also happens to be separately and tangentially related to one of Kelso's businesses now in dispute, so Kelso was lucky enough to see photos of the trip the attorney and his lover "The Big E" took to China to visit with Mikey and his wife "Queen-Of-The-Classical-Bull-Fiddle" -- no innuendo there: that woman can play classical bass like nobody's business.
The stories and the pictures from the trip were pretty amazing. Farthest into Asia, Kelso has ever been was Kazakhstan, so The Great Wall pics were especially amazing. The attorney had been Army Intelligence back in the day and noted something very chilling to Kelso. "Red Army, nowhere to be seen by tourists, but if you knew what you were looking for it was everywhere...Cadres fully operative in all locales."
Kelso had to raise the question. If China can maintain the dictatorship so effectively with such a huge population and in the internet age, and the Soviet Union was able to maintain its dictatorship for 75 solid years over a dispersed population over a huge land mass, (a) how easy would it be to just be done with it in the USA? and (b) did it already start with the impeachment of Bill Clinton?
The AI man's answers were "easy and maybe." For the record, he's backing Kerry in '08 for whatever it's worth. Kelso's leaning Edwards, Gore, Warner in no patrticular order. Both Kelso and AI are extremely anti-Hillary.
Kelso, Sr., a former NI man sees only the worst coming and hopes he'll know what our little clan ought to do when the time comes.
There sure hasn't been one Bush fuck-up of commission and omission for which he's had to suffer any real cost. Approval ratings in the tank, but the march right continues. What does one do? Enjoy capitalism USA-fascist style and hope for the best? Do what the Soviet citizens did and numb one's mind with a breakfast of shoe-polish on toast, follwed by a lunch of strained anti-freeze with a cheap wine chaser? JOIN THE GOP? Run?
Remember, if they could stick it in Abramoff, Cunningham, and DeLay, what the fuck you think they'll do to you.
Kelso's nuts love you.
28 comments:
That's a nice quote.
Thanks Big Mac.
I think your surreal riffs are perfect for this crew. Odd for ME of all people to lay down Aurora-esque rules, but for your own sake don't come too heavy on the Chinese stuff with Will Lee. Pretty sensitive and pretty big guy! Hangs out with cops. Seems to me, though, that what I've read of your postings here and there that you might be a good fit with these guys if you feel like doing it in a public forum. No lie.
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WHO THE HELL IS WILL LEE?
Is he on the Letterman crew?
Ya gotta cut it. W/O "Chinese Stuff"??? WTHAYTalking About?
Will Lee?
I will wait, like "Bruce Lee" for this "Will Lee". Let met tell you straight, I want to take away your MBA, is the moral equivalent, are you clear on this, is what you're saying about some dude with a dictionary phobia, to me. Hey man, you can buy "Chinese Stuff" on the newsstand for 60 cents.
What kind of nightmare in your own life could add up to what you just said? I hate to do this, my friend, but can I hook you up with Amanda Pickles?
You Actually Have No Idea.
I would discard my computer before I discard my Chinese Stuff. I am not getting through to you, am I?
Check the heavy metal and go to hell.
Without Chinese I would be like Linda Blair if she hadn't been exorcised.
So, please introduce me to my foe, Will Lee.
I am sure I can deal with it. You have no idea of what I have dealt with in the past.
Brom Keifetz, why the hell did you say that. Email me to delete this.
Well I tried to delete it myself. Like 4 times. So, no matter what a UCLA MBA says, an ambulance chaser would call it a $400 day after what I just said. In other words, its up to Kelso's Nuts to delete the McTrixie entry in question. Just comply with this obvious Yellow Pages precis so we can get on with our life.
Apple Computer to Samsung or Other Asian Conglomerate.
Risk 4.80 to Win 10.00.
As if.
OK as usual Kelso I feel like I am trippin' here. I did however go to college in the village and was able to discern at least St.Mark's place.
I think this McTrixie might be a cat to deputize.
I realize that you do not need posts about gambling and sports but I feel like I fit in here about as well as a hippie on Wall Street.
What id are you at BR anyway?
Well, its vacated.
I feel horribly exposed to the New York Cultural scene. I thought that I had escaped this, with the decline of The Knitting Factory. But no.
Here in Fall River, Massachusetts, The Narrows Arts Center is where you want to be. And in Providence, AS220 is actually a place I would take my friends to. Its a Williamsburg kind of place.
It would be so funny to go to New York again, after 5 years; staying at The Carter Hotel across from NYT for $60 a night and watching so many episodes of Saved By The Bell and the L Train Show.
And going to shop at the record store that was one block north of Bleecker Street. I bought Reagan Youth and Rock and Roll Hits of Mexico there. And some more.
I went to Harlem in 2001 but didn't stop at White Castle across from The Teresa Hotel. I just walked north to an Arts High School and parked my ass and read my book and ate some crossaints and a sandwich and then walked back to the Youth Hostel on 114, I think, on Amsterdam.
I had a great time in the year of 1995, August, staying at the Columbia Foreign Students and Faculty House one block west of Claremont, two blocks south of where I lived for half a year, in the "Physical Graffiti" looking apartments. I tell you, getting baked with some NL guys on that roof, while looking over the McKinley Monument to the New Jersey shore is a totally terrific way to spend the evening before heading out to JFK for a noon flight to Hong Kong. $30 a night, and there is an International Bar downstairs where South African and New Zealander hunks and hotties and Dominic Cunningham-Reid wannabes just sit around like its nothing, so happy, quaffing Heinekens and et cetera.
I soon traveled to Hong Kong, only to have my ticket disappear from my bag when Sailor Moon made a spell of love. If you don't think Sailor Moon exists, then I have to tell you, she's a cross between Elaine Benes and Lisa Simpson.
So thanks for reading. That freaking arts community in New York that involves truth telling will have to wait until some other day. As far as legalities are concerned, any Lily Kelso Gadfly bloggist knows that "Habeas Corpus" is the first thing; in which if one decides to not be somewhere, THEN ONE ISN'T THERE.
So important, legalistically.
So have a Bonne Nuit.
077 = 077
154 = 154
Siouxsie's Picture in JuJu = The Real Sailor Moon. Bridgette Lee.
My wife, actually. IYOK.
11 Years. No see um.
Anyonghaesseyo.
OF is right.
OK, I have no money, so I can't fly to Korea and look around.
My Yupki Girl
Windstruck
She's On Duty
and let's cut to the chase, every Korean and Asian movie whatsoever.
Why do you think I use this in my work?
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Its because I have none.
Sit back and enjoy
The real McCoy
Of misery
Oooooh Whaooooah
His face sas full ofintent
And we shook with excitement
But that's entertainment
What we crave for inside
No more second rate movies
From those people inside
Oh monitor outside
The pople inside
The prevention of Christ
A passing of time
A monitor outsdide
Sit Back
Sit Back
Sit Back
Sit Back and enjoy and enjoy
The real McCoy
I had just met Kelso
Even I am losing it.
A new wave of authority and misery
A monitor outside
And we surely felt with....
No more second rate movies
From those people outside.
Lily, did you know your bloggerhead is a replica of the word for Economics in Asian? I will put it up tomorrow so you have no doubt, and I have to tell you its a good choice for one's bloggerhead. Think about it, and you have made a good choice in your Art Production, no s***.
Ii Dong Ii is the woman's name.
Nightshift Sisters was the scene I ran into.
Et le bonne nuit? Et le Buzzcocks. Operator's Manual. See page 63. It tells me what to do. When you do these things to me. Then somehow I'll know I'll pull through.
I bet that you love me like I love you.... Sometimes ther's a song in my head.... nostalgia for an age yet to come.
I don't even know the New York equivalent for Route 9 Boston and Pusan Korea, so I will ask: What are we talking about when we talk about The English Beat? To rip off Raymond Chandler, no doubt, out of the 80s. What are we talking about when we talk about The Jam? And "Standards Rule OK"? That's E Dong E to me. Like a chick who's too good for the Times, but knows something about P Diddy and The Jam that you totally didn't know you didn't know about.
How sensible can a person be? This sensible, it turns out. If passion is a fashion, then emotion is a curse. Like she knew that in 1st Grade. If any New York Blogsmen and Women give a care, then your copy of Yupki Girl and Oh Happy Day are as important as your Buzzcocks and English Beat cds at this point.
At this point, even McTrixie himself realizes that its his lack of money that's talking so loud.
Love, love, love, love. Where is it?
The head is the best part; my head cut......
Whatever
Whatever? Work, you mean?
You know, Nigerian Value Investments blog on blogspot is so sensible, so ordinary and MBA at the same time. I even used it as a link.
Definitely the most sanguine blog I've ever seen.
It's a lotta hard work, and to the American eye, its just some kind of ride or something. Ya know, dealing with an American attitude is kind of a ride in and of itself.
Elaine Benis and Lisa Simpson in my view do not make anything close to Sailor Moon. I have a shelf of Sailor Moon, and I am not seeing that.
She is shallow, but what else can you go on? Thats like saying that if you crossed Charlie Brown with Emeril Lagasse you would have Snagglepuss.
What the fuck dope are you smoking bro? Let me tell you the straight skinny, friend.
Get your wife, rent "Naked Lunch" and chilllllllll. Then spin your voodoo,G.
Well, she does look like Janet Baldwin (Siouxsie JuJu) and she does look like Melanie Chartoff from Friday's (all the time);;;;;; and she is a deaconess. And to boot, her plethora of male friends spent time hanging out with WACs. If I joined the crew I would perforce get "whacked". McTrixeye no can do. Reason why: Dopamine Inducing Answer?: My record collection is whack in and of itself. And yet one will not find my handing it to her forever more for publishing English and Korean and Chinese and Japanese versions of the Bible and Bible stories.
Don't you remember way back when, when the Holy Roman Empire started a department store and a horse refreshening station? Where none had existed before. If you like, contact Jerusalem Church in Kangnam. I will be your tour guide!
Well, my bs luck is starting again. Just hacked into a 8 for a straight on the river, big hand, and for some reason drew a K 10 full house on the flop just now for 180. Ok. No way the career deaconess is surviving in my world.
Or me the talkaholic in hers.
In re-reading my medicinal (to other people) writings of the other night, I can sum up: One would do well to follow the career of this woman and her temporarily idiotic loving American friend in Korean cinema. She is so important to the future of our country, like France is important to Germany down through the ages, except in this case we have 43,000 horny men on base in the area of Seoul and 48,000 more in Southern Japan who get free plane passes to Itaewon, where this cultural curio-turned-goddess I Dong I and friends went every school night 'cos they knew they would win.
Cos they knew they would win. I came this close to marrying one of them instead of talking talking talking like my Dad wanted me to.
GG. Brooklyn subway and "Good God, how the hell smart are they?
"
Well, its like hanging out in front of senior high school physics. Sm-aaaah-ht. And lovely and international.
And now, they are all deep into studying Christiantity. Its as old there as it is in Rome. Which is by the way the name of their favorite book; Romans, Acts and Mateo.
Ya gotta know and ya gotta believe.
Should go on. Can go on.
Cos I knoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.
And,
You make me feel
You make me feel
You make me feel like a natural woman.
Woman!
Tomorrow's sour entry describes the impossibilities of two way Budd-Chri and the inevitabilities of Neu-Deaconess vs Ripped Out Bloggist as pertains to day-destructionalism in the manner of "good wishes only Korean-style" for a love so deep, like the best divorced couple ever.
Actually I don't know s***. What I know is the kids are alright. And as sociable as your friends, indeed. Since Korean Society is built on exaggeration and positivity, it just won't do to describe a normal Taco Rico Hot Dog Wars love ist. Don't you have something similar, coming from the city? The suburbs? Our place here deep in outer space? I don't want to be the only person with a positive non-happening relationship! Aahg.
And Aahg x 2. The only answer to Korean-ism is FM Radio-ism, Prime Time Whatever Is On - ism, math homeworkism and Hey, I'm Bored--ism. Let's get a soda-ism.
Its a lot like Bobby Hill and Kan Jr on the Mike Judge show.
Speaking of which, Mike Judge has a movie coming out this summer starring Maya Rudolph.
Maya Rudolph!? Adolescentixm mas sui generis y toco plate!
Y boopie, I guess.
OK, pay your $23.95 to Done Deal, Hollywood Script Sales Catalogue, like I plan to do, in order to know the cinematological future perfectly, and peace be with you.
The surreal power riffs are perfect for this crew.
What is NI?
Is that OSS?
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