KELSO UNDERSTANDS...

...that everybody's job and life is too all-fired "important" to worry about Scott Kazmir, but nobody's into weighing in on Barry Bonds? Surprising. Kelso was under the impression that most people think he's causing "us" to lose the war and has basically ruined America.

No problem. Let's push the envelope a little further. While we're defending uppity Negroes, Kelso's behind U.S. Rep Cynthia McKinney (D-GA) 100%. You just know that the cop was a dick. Probably the same cop that tossed Cindy Sheehan from the State Of The Union address. Cynthia McKinney absolutely, positively owes no one an apology for anything. Especially not Nancy Pelosi. If anything, Nancy Pelosi owes Ms. McKinney an apology for (a) not having her back against the odious AIPAC straw-schwartze, Majette, and (b) for not backing her up on this bullshit.

And now...Does anyone know what the streets of Manhattan are like tonight? There are police EVERYWHERE and traffic is a nightmare. Why? Oh, because they're in such a rush to kill Zacarias Massaoui and they know that they're being fucking bully cowardly cunts, that they're scared of reprisal. Maybe they ought to be. And America's Mayor, here to testify in favor of execution, needs 1000 uniformed officers to protect him. God, why can't that lisping cretin just go away? Wasn't he happy doing his stupid Tony Soprano impressions at those $5000/plate dinners for the fat pink tools in fly-over country? The "real" Americans? As much of a dick as Bloomberg has been, he's 100x the man and mayor Giuliani was.

Here's the Kelso opinion: Zacarias Massaoui is a raving lunatic and belongs in a nuthouse for life. What exactly does his execution accomplish? Does anyone believe the man can distinguish right from wrong? He's a sociopath and just because they didn't have him under serious interrogation in August of 2001, doesn't make killing him tomorrow right. And if it gets Kelso stuck in traffic, it's doubly bad. Besides, Zacarias Massaoui died a few weeks ago. Well, not really. But his doppelganger, Kirby Puckett, did. Don't believe. Dig these.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.picayuneitem.com/content/articles/2006/03/07/sports/02puckett.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.picayuneitem.com/articles/2006/03/07/sports/02puckett.txt&h=432&w=288&sz=17&tbnid=9xitHt8dZ0DjSM:&tbnh=123&tbnw=82&hl=en&start=10&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkirby%2Bpuckett%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zacarias_Moussaoui

Pretty amazing likeness, no? Well, let's call it good with Puckett's passing and just put Moussaoui in the booby hatch where he belongs.

How cool is it that Libby ratted on Bush, by the way? Apparently, it's common knowledge that Judith Miller is one po-rah-nah fish between the sheets, but Scooter got smart, realized that pussy comes and pussy goes, got his balls out of Miller's purse, and did some good. Spy Magazine had the 411 on Judy's booty in 1987.

Kelso's Nuts love you.