VIRGINIA TECH, ANTHONY KENNEDY, TORTURE BOY PART I

It is very difficult to write anything about the shooting at Virginia Tech that hasn't already been said or written already, but we'll try. (1) Lambda [USA] = 1.4... Lambda [R.O.W.] = like 1000, man. Look it up. (2) Let's do an Imus. It had to be an Asian because the shootings happened in the morning and no student White or Black, Jew or Gentile, Straight or Gay, Native American or Latino's getting up before 9AM for sleeping off previous night's drinking, doping and fucking. (3) Virginia Tech had a pretty good quarterback some years ago, no? (4) Oh yeah, it's not really a double-plus good idea to allow free access to mass quantities of automatic weapons, Waco and Ruby Ridge notwithstanding.

Well, Anthony Kennedy has more or less guaranteed complete Democratic control of all areas of government except perhaps for the odd small-town school board and, of course, our magnificent law enforcement and injustice system apparatus. Nicely done, Justice Kennedy. Kelso's an atheist so he's not worried about any afterlife bullshit. Justice Kennedy, however, certainly does. So, best of fucking luck -- asshole -- when the first woman dies for a forced delivery of --oh -- say the fruit of a paternal rape. Penance is not possible, Kennedy, Scalia, Alito, Light Loafer Roberts and Uncle Tom. Confession won't help. Extreme Unction? Forget it. You are all going to the hell of your own fantasies and Kelso knows it's scaring you something fierce. Live by Cruel Christian Zealotry, suffer for all eternity by it.

Now, who's the lucky Democrat? Hillary probably, though if Gore, runs he wins big. Obama's really the only one with a chance of getting cracked. The top two Republicans, Giuliani and McCain, maybe have a shot against Obama but figure to lose big to any other Democrat. The Republican Party's best candidates are lagging: Romney, Fred Dalton Thompson, Brownback, Huckabee. Gore could take 35 states, Edwards 30, Clinton 26 or so. It still sez here that it's a Clinton/Richardson ticket and it wins 53-47 in popular vote.

Leahy moves way up in this week's Dude race as he was the only Senator to question Torture Boy directly about the connection between the firing of the Assistant U.S. Attorneys and the White House. Durbin, Schumer, Feinstein also good. Specter's blow job was pretty embarrassing and Hatch's was worse, but nobody did the flag salute like Jon Kyl. Yes, his "question" was about gambling. Yes, his "question" was full of praise for Bush's Beaner. Transcript tomorrow. For today, fuck you sideways, Jon Kyl, fuck you sideways.

Gun to head we go with South Africa for World Cup of Cricket.

Kelso's Nuts love you.