Saturday, February 09, 2008

David Bowie - The Man Who Sold The World

What a perfect song to accompany all of the fools involved in this HUEVO PUTA FUCKING LECHUGO FRACASO DE LA YAHOO! Y LA MSFT.

I also like the NIRVANA version of this song, but Obama supporter, David Geffen, does not support embedding. That's, I'm assuming, the Republican aspect of THE AUDACITY OF HOPE, si o no? But, ultimately....

Mark Cuban = The Pure Nuts
Barack Obama = The Empty Suit
The Yahoo! Board = Jury's Out: Amazing finesse if they get better than 62% on offer; dumber than a box of rocks if they don't.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Has anyone mentioned that Johnny Depp's singing in Sweeney Todd is just a David Bowie impersonation? Of course that's how anyone who can carry a tune can be a great pop singer -- just copy someone who is great, since mainly it's about phrasing anyway. Like when Eddie Murphy imitated Stevie Wonder or Piscopo (or many others) did Sinatra. Depp classlessly failed to credit David in the RS article where he explained how he became such a good singer so fast.

To take it a step further, anyone can be great at anything if they have some basic tools, choose a predecessor who is great, do their homework, and copy them correctly. Like Obama is doing with Bill "Safe Legal and Rayre" Clinton. What an irony if Obama beats HRC while copying her man.

KELSO'S NUTS said...

Gary's Boner: BRILLIANT FUCKING OBSERVATIONS, tio. Not only are you right on both counts, your finesse and segue are master-class worthy in this comment.

When are you going to guest post again around here?

Anonymous said...

Great call Gary! What an irony that Obama is stealing a page from the (unofficial) first black U.S. President. But it makes me wonder if he'll fall for an Oval Office blowjob, too.

KELSO'S NUTS said...

Spartacus:

You've raised an intersting question, which really only has a tangential connection to Obama.

Does a predisposition for extra-marital sex come along with the degree of ego, thickness of skin and lack of empathy necessary to be a President?

We know about Kennedy. Johnson famously said when asked whether he was jealous of JFK's way with the ladies: "Look, I've had more women by accident than that little cocksucker's had by design." Nixon, it was said, lost interest in sex somewhere along the way and by the end, Pat had been in a long affair with Bebe Rebozo. Ford is a cipher. Carter as well. Reagan was on his way out when he was on his way in. GHWB's dalliances have been documents. The Big Dog's the big dog. And there are rumors that W has shtupped Rice from time to time.

I don't know if McCain still functions, but he seems the type. Obama actually strikes me as a pretty solid family man (one of the few things I respect about him). Clinton's supposedly a po-rah-nah-fish, appearances to the contrary not withstanding.

My guess -- but who the fuck knows about shit like this? -- is that Obama would be faithful to Michelle.