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Some days you get it right. Kelso doesn't remember where he wrote this but just a few days ago he wrote that D-CUP is the ONLY political blogger who makes a wholesome family life seem like the most radical of political acts.

She has outdone herself. Plain and simple. Just a pure gin lay down. Go to: http://politits.blogspot.com/ and real "Deep Breath. No Drum Roll."

The problems are these: she's set the blog post standard too fucking high. Damn you, D-CUP! Kelso just does NOT have that much gamble in him. As strong as the post is, it might inspire her to tell her story as a novel and then Oprah might mistake it as some "confessional" and then the whole concept gets corrupted. Then again, although D-CUP didn't put this in such stark Marxist terms, her "surplus value" has sure enough been expropriated and quiza un poquito de fama y plata le serviria a ella de putisima madre! Puns intended, Spanish speakers.

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