RESULTS OF WEEK 4 OF KELSO V Lady Judith Francesca de la Samlð
The Oracle at Acheron NCAA Football Handicapping Contest -- UP TOP AND DOWN BELOW BOTH REPRESENTED THIS WEEK -- DOS SALUDOS Y "MAZEL TOFES"

BOTTOM FIGURE GOING INTO WEEK 4: LJFDELSTAAA leads KELSO (2.71) to (3.55)

TOP FIGURE FOR WEEK 4: LJFDELSTAAA +2.84 (OUTSTANDING!), KELSO +1.88 (OK+/GOOD-)

BOTTOM FIGURE COMING OUT OF WEEK 4: LJFDELSTAAA leads KELSO +0.13 to (1.67)

LJFDLSTOAA

MEMPHIS +6.0 [-1.12] EAST CAROLINA LOSER
OREGON -7 [-1.15] ARIZONA STATE WINNER
MARYLAND +2.5 [-1.06] NORTH CAROLINA LOSER
LSU -7.5 [-1.02] ALABAMA LOSER
MICHIGAN -4.0 [-1.05] MICHIGAN STATE PUSH
LOUISIANA TECH -3.5 [+1.02] IDAHO WINNER
WASHINGTON -3 [+1.02] STANFORD WINNER
OHIO -8.0 [-1.02] TEMPLE WINNER
AIR FORCE -16.5 [-1.05] ARMY WINNER
NAVY +3.5 [-1.08] NOTRE DAME WINNER

KELSO

NEW MEXICO STATE [+6"-108] over Nevada WINNER
CONNECTICUT [-1'+101] over Rutgers WINNER
Kansas State [-15-109] over IOWA STATE LOSER
KANSAS [-20"-105] over Nebraska WINNER
Navy [+3-105] over NOTRE DAME WINNER
Texas-El Paso [-8-103] over RICE LOSER
CENTRAL FLORIDA [-14-111] over Marshall WINNER
Oregon State [+14"-101] over USC LOSER
TENNESSEE [-27"-105] over UL-Lafayette WINNER
HOUSTON [-19-105] over Southern Methodist LOSER

Consensus play on Annapolis pleases the kids. This puts Kelso in the mind of himself as a boy listening to the men discuss football and the archaic names they used for the teams: CAL = "Berkeley" ARMY = "West Point" NAVY = "Annapolis" NOTRE DAME = "Cocksuckers"

[Si el presidente este mirando nuestros resultados del futbol universitario, le aseguramos de parte de nuetros corazones, sensibilidades y de todos nuestros formas de ser que estamos bromeando de los estupidezes y los excesos y los crimenes de la iglesia Catolica principalmente la gringa. Por favor, senor, no cabreese ni mucho menos. Los Chistes = La Alegria. Una verdad que obtenga en tierra aca tambien en infierno abajo a la vez. De nuestros partes, La Dama es universidad de clase Uno-A. Chistes, nada mas. Cierto que no se puede nadie maldecir ni rebjar a la Dama como institucion de la ensenanza. Igual como darnos cuenta que el entrenedor que seguia a Ser Parseghian se llamo "Faust". Chistoso, si o no? .]

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