Maybe Oprah Winfrey did have something to do with Obama's win in Iowa, so after having offered some pop-psychology opinions on a comment somewhere, I realized that I, Kelso, could well be HRC's Oprah, her Dr. Phil, or at least her Tuesdays With Morrie dildo.
Having lived outside -- really fucking outside, not Canada -- for a year, I've come to the viewpoint that America's two highest ideals are loosely conceived MONEY/POSSESSIONS/STATUS and SELF-IMPROVEMENT/PERFECTION. So, I'm going to muse a little on this as I had in the comment on the other blog.
A lifetime in gambling and finance has taught me that if you are "good" enough to win 1c on every $ you get into play good given a sufficient bankroll, you can live a nice, normal live. If you can win 3c, you can live very well. If you can win 6c, you can have most material possessions you desire within reason. And if you can win 9c, you'll be on Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous.
Take the Zen approach here and ignore the almighty bucks for a second and concentrate on the Zen-ness of the numbers. What do they mean? To live a normal American life you can still BE 49% IMPERFECT. To live a nice American life you can still be 47% IMPERFECT. To live a fabulous American life you can be 44% IMPERFECT. To live a faboulous jet-setting life you can be 41% IMPERFECT. The religions are only getting the owners not the flock well. The gyms are expensive. Steamed celery tastes like shit. Just think about this paragraph.
I will be holding $2000/day "seminars" and selling DVDs at $150/per copy presently. Senator Clinton, my flock is yours.
But if the unexpected thing happens and I don't become the next Werner Ehrhardt or Dr. Phil, here's some help, ma'am. Ask Senator Obama how he reconciles his "vision of change" with his proposed policy of the status-quo in terms of continued caving-in to Republicans and no change whatsoever to the health care system.
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Oh yeah, man. I think you've really hit on something here. Can I be your flim-flam sidekick? I'd make a great audience plant!
You remind me of Brad Richdale's Secrets to Making Money Now-$2,000.00 seminar? Lets open a boiler room ala Netquest.
I made long $ for that guy.
1992 W. Jackson Chicago Ill.
30 guys boiled a million a month without predictive dialers.
Ever heard of the I-Mall?
I cannot wait- all i need is a merchant account and two live lines
I'm holding some of Panama Call Center's debt. Let's do this thing!
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