Wednesday, January 02, 2008

That Swim Isn't Happening, So Let's Have Some More Fun

I think that Mitt Romney will be the Republican nominee for President Of The United States. I hereby open my book on potential running-mates for Romney. No Romney, no action.

MIKE HUCKABEE 5/2

DAVID PETRAEUS: 9/2

COLIN POWELL: 9/2

CONDOLEEZA RICE: 5/1

JEB BUSH: 9/1

DUNCAN HUNTER 15/1

ERIC CANTOR: 25/1

JOHN McCAIN: 30/1

MARK SANFORD: 50/1

SAM BROWNBACK 60/1

RUDOLF GIULIANI: 75/1

BILL OWENS: 80/1

TRENT LOTT 80/1

JOE LIEBERMAN: 100/1

SAXBY CHAMBLISS 100/1

RICK SANTORUM 150/1

BARACK OBAMA 200/1

THE FIELD: 8/1

Yet another reminder to vote for your "Dudes and Dweebs" of the year 2007 in rank order. With the ballots already cast, I am too high up on the list, and "if nominated I will not run; if elected, I will not serve."

Kelso's Nuts love you

2 comments:

Distributorcap said...

huckapoo as his running mate
5,000,000,000/1

george allen?
bill frist?
mel martinez?
ann coulter?

KELSO'S NUTS said...

D-CAPny:

It's "certainty" like that which ends up costing you your house. Mitt Romney is nobody's fool. In the 1980 campaign George Bush said way worse stuff about Ronnie than Huckabee has about Mitt. Sure, you're looking for some balance on the ticket, mostly you're looking for someone who'll let you be the show while not hurting you in the election itself.

You get some credit, D-CAPny, for picking out Macaca. There's actually some bids and asks out there for him for Republican Nominee!