WOW, THAT WAS SOME SCREED FROM THE DISGRUNTLED CLUB BWAY PLAYER!

It even made Kelso blush a little and was actually DELETED from Craig's List. What ever gets deleted from Craig's List??? Kelso loved the vitriol, even though he himself is short and Jewish. About the only thing Kelso didn't like was the implication that the cops ought not have to take orders from short, Jewish men. Pal, what do you think capitalism is all about? You claim to have a masters. Go back to your Marx and Engels, dude. The cops are the foot soldiers of the ruling class, and it don't get more ruling class than Bloomberg. As for beating the various raps, Kelso salutes you and the next time Kelso sees a poker player wearing an NYPD or FBI cap at the club, Kelso's going to earl. As far as Kelso is concerned, wearing an NYPD or FBI cap to a poker club is like wearing a Klansman's hood to an NCAAP tea.

The bigger question begged by the ODDJACK.COM poster's screed has to do with the relative income and lifestyles of the professional gambler versus the cop. The poster may be lying and about his wealth, but somehow Kelso doesn't doubt him. Certainly, cops make very little money given their job (Bloomberg and his ass-master Giuliani have certainly fought the NYPD union on raises all the way) and it's attendant tensions, which contribute to the high suicide rate. Kelso also agrees that a lot of cops ARE indeed SADISTS relating perhaps more to upbringing than high school. Enough preamble. The point is that the police booked in $56,000 in cash from the Club Bway raid and Kelso has it from multiple sources that there was at least that much in chips in the 10-25 NL games which suggests over $200K in the till. Where's the other $150K, O Brave Heroes Of 9/11? Guess Jagger and Richards had it right: "Every cop is a criminal and all the sinners saints."

And speaking of sinning, here's your early Saturday NCAA:

* INDIANA +16 OVER OHIO STATE
* DUKE +29 1-2 OVER FLORIDA STATE
* GEORGIA -18 OVER ARKANSAS
* TCU pick OVER AIR FORCE
* WISCONSIN -7 1-2 OVER PURDON'T
* UCLA -10 OVER OREGON STATE
* ARKANSAS STATE -8 OVER FLORIDA INTERNATIONAL
* AKRON -9 OVER ARMY
* TEXAS -15 1-2 OVER TEXAS TECH
* CINCINNATI +22 OVER LOUISVILLE
* UNLV +12 OVER UTAH

Let Kelso remind his Floppers that his NCAA and NFL selections have shown a lovely profit at level stake this fall and Kelso has not charged a single farthing for them and will never do so. He just loves his Floppers so much, he wants to "give something back to the community." NFL manana.

Speaking of "giving back to the community," are you all as tired of bling-bling as Kelso is? A-Rod barreling into Club Bway is just one example. Puff Daddy and J-Lo at fucking polo matches is another. The amount of wealth sloshing around the New York City private schools is yet another. Wealth in and of itself is not a bad thing. Hell, it's a great thing. But a little class and a little restrain, please. And no shit about this somehow being recompense for slavery and bigotry. Give Kelso a break. Want to do something Puffy and Russell Simmons, get your asses down to New Orleans with bags of cash and help out. Shit, Simmons, stop with the self-congratulatory bullshit and just dedicate your wife's shoe budget to aiding America's displaced. Speak out against the war. Jeez, Kanye West did it and he had a lot more to lose than you fucks.

Some wise man once said that freedom will never happen until the last King is strangled with the entrails of the last Priest. Sounds good to Kelso.

Guess, in the end Kelso will vote for Ferrer despite Ferrer's ineptitude, for a few reasons (1) Bloomberg is a cunt (2) Bloomberg hosted the Republican National Convention in New York (3) Bloomberg gives copious amounts of money to Republicans and a couple of pennies to Democrats (4) Ferrer's election might crack the real estate bubble and wash away the bling-bling (5) Most of Kelso's friends here in NYC LOVE Bloomberg and this will be GREAT needling fodder. Unless you hadn't already figured it out, Kelso loves to needle.

And, of course, Kelso's Nuts love you very much.