THIS IS SOME KIND OF GHOULIE HALLOWEEN JOKE, RIGHT?
Kelso was all set to dissect Sunday's Tissue Of Lies "Week In Review" -- all of the conservtive weirdos were out in force, but the nomination of Samuel Alito has to take precedence.
An absolutely A+ source of Kelso's who is probably the best constitutional scholar in the United States, has a postion of mad influence in the legal world, would have been a lock to get nominated to the 9th Circuit had Gore or Kerry won, and is a moderate liberal by persuasion, had this to say when Bush nominated Harriet Miers: "Well, she's not great but she's not Samuel Alito...I'd confirm her."
Hard to know where to begin. A Scalia clone. An Italo-American Opus Dei guy. Unless Anthony Kennedy and John Roberts stand up, Roe v. Wade's gonzo. And that's where the conversation begins. Where it ends is anyone's guess but it won't be any good.
Come back, Harriet, ALL IS FORGIVEN.
Kelso has wondered when the right time to split is. He is employing this heuristic device: the overturning of Roe v Wade or an invasion of Venezuela. Kelso has been a model citizen as to taxes despite being up to his eyeballs in the gambling world. That will all end with either of these eventualities; he and his family are gone as a wild goose in winter: to Western Europe, South America or a tax haven in the sun. The United States Treasury will not get a single dime more should the two Organ-Grinders and their trained Monkey cement American Fascism into "settled law."
Make no mistake about this, Alito's sailing through. Let's count the nays. Kennedy, Kerry, Schumer, Corzine, Lautenberg, Mikulski, Sarbanes, Boxer, Feinstein, Levin, Durbin, Stabenow, Kohl, Cantwell. 86-14 aye. That's the number. Kelso's dealing it at -110 either way.
And it's apparent that Arlen Specter is planning to go out like a bitch. Kelso doesn't mean there's anything wrong with crying for your mommy or asking for extra morphine when you're sick. That's natural. When it's Kelso's time, he expects to be afraid, in pain, crying and needing everything that can be distilled from Afghanistan. He means leaving THIS -- Uncle Tom and Benito Alito -- as a legacy when his days are numbered and a last show of balls would be the easiest thing in the world. Add Specter to the list of Jews who makes Kelso ashamed of a pretty proud heritage, and it not Pocket Aces that's getting him; it's his own shaky morality. Cartesian Kelso does believe in Karma. A little.
Happy Halloween. It may be our last or only two costumes will be permitted: soldier and cheerleader. Hope you all enjoy tonight's with your kids, friends or both.
Kelso's Nuts love you.
2 comments:
Kelso,
Do you not think Hilary will be a nay?
and ...
Can you explain to me your issues with Spector. I always thought he was a bit of a Republican iconoclast. I thought he was brave in standing up to the religious right in backing stem-cell research. But, obviously, I haven't followed him as closely as you have. So I'd be interested in understanding.
(As I think about it, however, I guess he WAS the primary attacker of Anita Hill ...)
But then again, I kind of feel bad for him because one can't help but see he has been quite sick and seems to be just whithering away.
Kelso puts Hillary, Bayh, Wyden and Murray as up for grabs. All the Southern Democrats vote aye. Feingold will vote aye becausse he does that as a matter of course, no matter how much he hates the nominee in question.
Oh, forgot some certain nays, Jeffords, Reid and Reed.
Specter is nothing of a Repulbican iconoclast. Just a Republican who happens to be pro-choice. Kelso puts him slightly to the left of Lindsay Graham and John McCain.
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