A COUPLE OF POINTS TO PONDER BEFORE BYE-BYE

We always have to make quick judgements with imperfect information. We use whatever heuristic devices are available to us and hope for the best. That's what this blog is about: forming quick opinions, criticizing things you don't know about, venting spleen no matter who gets hurt, never offering solutions and generally being a useless pain in the ass. It's scalding Kelso's Nuts that he never offered up anything on Bob Woodward, because Kelso had made such a judgement about Bob Woodward. He despises Bob Woodward and everything he stands for. Bob Woodward and Tim Russert and Charlie Rose and Ted Koppel and Wolf Blitzer and George Will and Aaron Brown and Thomas Friedman and David Brooks and Nicholas Kristof. Yes, your pompous middle-aged White Man ruling-class media cunt. They are all of a piece although in Woodward's case it's particularly egregious because he was once a hero who changed the world. He is a perfect example of one of The Clash's great lyrics: "He who fucks nuns will later join the church."

It was probably the money and the fame, but the prick lost his way (Clinton-Bad, Bush-Good, make appropriate grunting gorilla noises), and now he's on the barbecue. The "Rule Of Law" and tut-tut and "go law enforcement". Same rules apply. Payback is a bitch. And so is Woodward. Fuck him sideways. Kelso will take 1000 Libbys in a heartbeat. And hail to whatever young Bob Woodward is going to make the rest of his life miserable.

A good link: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051117/pl_nm/bush_leak_dc

Don't forget that Bob Woodward is the dickhead who wrote BUSH AT WAR and PLAN OF ATTACK. He was invested in this these vile wars up to his eyeballs. If this is what being a "grown-up" is all about, he is glad he's still a 15-year old boy in a 44-year old man's body. Kelso likes his drugs and he likes his gambling, but the "crime" stops there. War, graft, lying under oath, betray of colleagues, etc., is not part of the Kelso plan. Kelso doesn't make prison rape jokes, but he sure wouldn't mind a little dose of quadroplegia visited upon Mr. Woodward and Ms. Miller. Let them ponder their evil as they paint Christmas cards with the mouth. And let 'em both live to 100!

Notice how none of the liberal Democrats and libertarian Republicans are involved in this Jack Abramoff mess? Only those who preached about the evils of gambling seem to have taken the money to promote Abramoff's gambling interests. Harry Reid is particularly disappointing. Kelso hopes Harry enjoyed his moment in the sun because he's headed for the sewer or maybe the dungeon. As Las Vegas is the next stop on the Kelso train, he offers up this suggestion: Oscar Goodman for Reid's seat.

Kelso's Nuts love you.