Tagged by D-CUP http://politits.blogspot.com/ to tell 7 lies about myself, I present them for everyone's enjoyment.
1) I did NOT personally profit from the war in Iraq
2) I was playing cards at the club that night
3) I did NOT go out on the fire escape of my dorm room with a full bottle of Coqui 900 malt liquor, smash the bottle on the grating and rain malt and shards of glass on a bunch of frat guys
4) I have never smoked crack
5) I like Annie Lennox's music
6) I pity John McCain for his 5 years of captivity at the hands of "Charlie" and "respect" his "service"
7) I did NOT vote for David Dinkins for Mayor Of New York nor Mike Woo for Mayor Of Los Angeles
Kelso's Nuts love you
6 comments:
I've never had a threesome... oh wait, does that mean that I have? Man, I'm confused.
As all of us were memed, it means that you have had a trio.
Wacky.
"wacky"? How do you figure?
Your lies sounded true to me.
The above statement is false.
All of the above are true.
Sorry to burst your bubble, HM. Most of my assets are highly correlated with the price of crude oil. I spent a night in Brooklyn when I shouldn't have. I smashed a bottle of Coqui 900 on a fire escape because some frat jerks were keeping me up with their shouting. I have inhaled angelito and enjoyed it. I loathe Annie Lennox. I don't give a rat's ass about John McCain. He caused way more pain than he suffered. I voted for Dinkins against Giuliani and for Woo against Riordan.
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