Friday, December 07, 2007

(With apologies to The Disposible Heroes Of Hiphoprisy) "LINKS" HAS A NEW MEANING IN HERE

I used to think that Nixon was bad and Reagan was bad and George Senior was bad but I can point to at least 20 things each did that were good. This monstrous administration is in a whole other place. That's depressing and I find it quite ironic that the piece of legislation which caused me to take up the battle down South of Babylon, the UIGEA embedded in the Port Appropriations Bill of 2006 no longer has a raison d'etre as Bush has submitted a budget with $0 for Port Appropriations for fiscal 2008 and it's unlikely that the Democratic congress will add on stuff like that, though stranger things have happened.

So let's continue with yesterday's little dance and have some more fun. There's a word game we gamblers play to kill time. It's like the philosophical word game called "Essences" but is more specific. To wit, you have to match up professional athletes in a sport with newsmakers. For some reason, I remember doing the MLB for the dramatis personae of the Impeachment. Rogan was John Smoltz. Cheryl Mills was J.D. Drew. Here, taking a small shove from Fredrick Schwartz http://thedisbrimstone-dailypitchfork.blogspot.com/ I present Decision '08 as drawn from the PGA

DEMOCRATS

Clinton : Vijay Singh

Obama: Thinks he's Woods, but he's Notah Begay III

Edwards: Fred Couples (that's courtesy of Fred)

Richardson: Scott Verplank

Dodd: Tim Herron

Biden: Woody Austin

Gravel: Tommy Armour III

Kucinich: Jim Furyk

REPUBLICANS

Giuliani: Chris DiMarco

McCain: Frank Lickliter II

Romney: Phil "Figjam" (Fuck, I'm good, just ask me) Mickelson

Huckabee: Stewart Cink

Thompson: Hal Sutton

Paul: Brad Faxon

Tancredo: Steve Pate

Hunter: Ted Purdy

Kelso's Nuts love you

6 comments:

Hungry Mother said...

I keep saying that I'm going to take up golf when I get too old to do the other stuff I do, so I don't know the players.

anita said...
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Fredrick Schwartz said...

That would have made Gingrich DL3, Gore Aaron Baddeley and Jeb Bush Johnny Miller.

KELSO'S NUTS said...

Funny. I thought of Jeb as DL3 and Gingrich as Paul Azinger. Gore, for me, is David Toms. Bill Clinton is David Duval.

David B. Dancy said...

the begey III reference is just cruel...plain cruel.

KELSO'S NUTS said...

Dave, that would be me turning red with shame as in I'm NOT. Though my SKIN is maybe a just a hint lighter than Obama and Cory Booker's, I'm a White Jew though and through. So, you'll excuse me if I have a problem with the argot. Is having your cock and balls tied to Oprah Winfrey's apron a version of "keeping it real?" I don't really know. James Baldwin could have untangled that maybe, but I don't think anyone else is up to the task.