Tuesday, December 25, 2007

I'm Sorry. An Anti-Union Democrat Is A Republican.

Yes, it's Obama again. Read 'em n' weep.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/12/24/opinion/24krugman.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin

Look, if you like Obama because Oprah's for him, only God can save you. If you like Obama because you think Clinton is too hawkish and too corporatist, I disagree, but at least I can see why you've deluded yourself that way. If I were looking for a more left-wing Democrat than Clinton is, I'd pick Kucinich, Dodd, Richardson and Edwards in that order. Krugman, however, lays out a fine case of Obama (the "anti-Clinton") attacking Edwards of all people from the right. So, what lies about Obama have I been setting forth on this blog exactly? He's not religious? He's not a weak campaigner? His politics such as they are don't lean right?

If you are one of those pathetic Whites who STILL find Obama inspiring, please "inspire" yourself by sucking my dick.

And now that you bitches are done wiping my come off your lips, ask yourself this, what would an Obama v. Romney, Giuliani, Huckabee, McCain or Paul contest be like? It would be your inspirational Bozo-ears agreeing with whatever any of those 5 said and losing 49 states.

Sound inspiring? Now, go catch jungle fever and get the fuck off my blog. Or stay on my blog because give me 16 1-2 minutes under a sun-lamp and listen to MY rich baritone invoking "a mighty GAWD" and you won't be able to tell shtetl fever from Jungle Fever. And I ain't no "fortunate one" nor "diplomat's son."

Yet, after all is said and done, Krugman's logic, my half-assed Howard Stern/Johnny Thunders impersonation, how does Obama figure that it some how is corrupt for John Edwards to take a little money from the SEIU, which is a regular Democratic donor, yet Georgia-Peachy for Obama to take Oprah limitless millions when she has way more business in front of the U.S. government than the SEIU does?

Kelso's Nuts love you

8 comments:

KELSO'S NUTS said...

Again, velly, velly high praise indeed considering the source -- one of the finest emerging left bloggers in all of blogovia...MS. SUZI RIOT!

Que todo te salga volando!

Anonymous said...

Got a great song for you, by my old Columbia College "little brother" Robbie Fulks, done in the style of the Louvins, called "God Isn't Real". Kind of an answer to "Satan is Real" I guess. See if you can download it, and if not, buy the CD -- it's all good.

KELSO'S NUTS said...

H:

Will do. Kelsos Sr, Jr, and Mere are here, plus I'm jammed up with tons of work, so I have to apologize for not stopping by your spot. Will remedy that by and by.

Anonymous said...

It is gone. I was a little too "Eminem", and you realized it before I did myself. If you want the lowdown on that, give me a call.

However, I will write again one day, here if nowhere else. I will do a guest spot sometime if you like.

KELSO'S NUTS said...

Harvey:

Please guest post on the Nuts ASAP. My family's here and I'm jammed up busy.

You know my rules. No censorship, so if you even take a notion to pull out an old Federalist Society chestnut, it goes up untouched!

But I know you wouldn't do that.

Vazte con JHVH.

Anonymous said...

How do you post it?

KELSO'S NUTS said...

Better analogy for your blog is the one we used for the 'BIRD in 1994 -- The Velvet Underground.

KELSO'S NUTS said...

Send it via email