And Still Some More...THIS REALLY IS EXTRA PRICELESS...

...nobody could make this up. Forget Herrera and Perez-Balladares. Two left-wingers who are also pro-business and for low taxes? Do you prefer Cristal or DP?

But oh up in Big Sammy, there was something really good. I just love it when things go according to that wonderful American script. Some Republican dildo named Steve King from Iowa said...you probably already know, but it was just PRICELESS. Something like "if Barack Obama is elected President, the terrorists have won." I'm not really proud of my occasional, well fairly regular, anti-American sentiments, but this is just amazingly great. How could this asshole be so fucking stupid? I'm pretty sure if Obama felt like running as a Republican against this jerk in a primary, Obama would cream him. But that's only the material point. The funny part is that if America elects Barack Obama president it means that the terrorists both Fundamenalist Muslim and American Republican have lost. The winners in the "war-on-terror" have been the American Republicans and Al-Qaida. Has anything since 9/11 suggested that those two agents and all they represent and love hit a big double-winner on that day?

If there's a shadow of a whisper of a chance that a Democrat who claims to be opposed to the Iraq War and doesn' t wear that retarded flag pin and believes in diplomacy will be the next President, I'd say Bush and bin Laden lost.

While I love that this Steve King douchebag is funnier than the American Dad character, I do have some concerns. Obama, to be fair, has waffled a bit on Iraq and has some rather retrograde friends in Pat Robertson, Joe Lieberman, Colin Powell and Rick Warren.

I want to believe Obama's for real -- he was quick to defend himself and quick to put it on McCain and not Clinton -- but I'm an empiricist. I need proof. So, I think we should do a little O'Brien number on Robertson, Lieberman, Powell and Warren. Let's find out the thing that each one fears the most and subject each one to that torture if we don't get honest answers to these questions: "Do you tend to agree or disagree with Representative King's statements? If you disagree, why, everything you've ever said or done in your entire life would suggest the opposite? How do you feel about having a President whose middle name is "Hussein? If you feel good about it or are indifferent, please explain why, as everything you've every said or done in your entire life would suggest otherwise. Do you believe that Muslims would be dancing in the streets just like after 9/11 should Obama be elected President? Explain your answer please. Do you believe that if Muslims were dancing in the streets following the election of Obama as president, might that not signal and end to Islamic fundamentalism?"

If they answer truthfully or if under torture they finally answer truthfully and that truth does not square up well with their records and statements over the years, I'm sorry to say but we're going to have to bring Obama in himself to face Mr. O'Brien.

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