A bit of a shorty today because every racetrack in the US is running. And because it's a racing day, let's talk about Bush's new trifecta: (1) Blacks die and suffer unimaginable horror (2) The Louisiana coastline is cleared for more drilling, more refining and luxury housing development (3) All the Democratic voters are gone. Go on, my son. Well done.

Kelso also owes readers an apology. Was dead wrong about Mayor Nagin and Governor Blanco. Nagin attempted an Alexander Haig-like coup. Kelso should also have remembered Blanco's hideous campaign for governor. She did absolutely nothing because she's Southern and very much down with the Bush agenda. Thus, no politician has clean hands here.

If the Gulf Coast, and especially New Orleans, is to get a $60 billion rebuilding package AND Halliburton is going to get a piece of it [please check out this link: http://releases.usnewswire.com/GetRelease.asp?id=53049], then those poor souls better get their houses rebuilt at prevailing real estate values. Read the link and fat fucking chance, no? If the (ahem) settlers are getting $500K a piece for abandoning the territories in Israel, it's only fucking fair. If this turns into a total corporate boondoggle, Kelso's going Commie. Kelso's saying it flat out: this is ethnic cleansing. Not planned certainly. But opportunistic as all hell and Condoleeza Rice -- who Kelso reckons is a Christian -- is going to suffer unimaginable torture for all eternity in the hell of her own fantasy. Props to Colin Powell, though. Can't forgive your stinking ass for that talcum powder stunt at the UN when you knew better, but you did right this time just as you did at the 2000 Republican National Conventional when you gave the most radical speech Kelso has ever heard at a national convention of either stripe in at least 20 years.

Now, as for the monsters in the White House, how many times are you fucking bastards going to the well on 9/11? It's going dry though you haven't twigged to that fact yet. New Orleans has sweet fuck-all to do with 9/11. As his Floppers know, Kelso is a resident of lower Manhattan, these constant invocations of that disaster for -- yes -- "partisan political gain" is more than he can bear. Did you fucks ever see the hand-made signs? The memorials outside the firehouses? Christ, did any of you lose anybody you loved? Did you have to remain housebound? Were you unable to walk 100 yards without gasping for breath for a month. STOP THIS SHIT NOW.

As for the 9/11 anniversary "celebration", Kelso very few words. Here's the link. Decide for yourselves.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050910/ts_nm/security_memorial_dc

The pinche pendejo Right does not own 9/11. THE GODDAMNED LEFT DOES. Another corporate boondoggle, with no context whatsoever. Wonderful. Please, anybody, tell Kelso exactly how The Freedom Center isn't a perfect element of the project. Two fascist regimes -- US and Saudi Arabia -- ginned this up and profited mightily from it. It must be put in the context of Hitler, Stalin, et. al....And "freedom" from whom exactly? The USA is the strongest country on earth; whom do "we" have to fear? Who exactly is going to subjugate "us"?

Thanks, fucks, you've completely alienated Kelso from the assault on his hometown, his neighborhood, and turned it into a commodity. Well, if it's now a commodity, Kelso's going short for all he can push in. Aww, screw it. Fuck 9/11 sideways. Kelso's going to need extry Lorazepam and Klonopin to prevent him from going apeshit on the the next yellow ribbon or flag-pin he sees.

And, finally, any Democrat that doesn't tie Katrina to Bush at every opportunity is a coward and a cunt. As none are going to do it, they are all cowards and cunts a priori. That's why it's usually hard for Kelso to play the stupid Liberal game of rationally picking apart Rush Limbaugh's arguments. Kelso can't put it any better than Johnny Cash did: "...get tough or die."

Kelso's Nuts love you.