A fan has requested some commentary on Michael Jackson's conversion to Islam and pending move to Bahrain.
Kelso doesn't care for the Michael Jackson circus much, other than the fact that a business partner of Kelso's won some money betting on the acquittal.
Kelso's take on this is pretty simple: (1) conversion to Islam is the last refuge for the disgraced idol (see Mike Tyson for details) (2) now that Michel Jackson is no longer able to get white or Jewish boys and has shown that he's willing to settle for Latinos, Bahrain should be a perfect spot for him -- as they say at the buffet table "All U Can Eat".
Kelso, being the father of a 5 1-2 year old boy, is of two minds on MJ. If Kelso could pay what the guy paid to go up in a spaceship for the right to wring MJ's neck for him, he would do it in a heartbeat and take his sweet time. Kelso might even use some of the tools from GANGSTER #1's toolbelt. That said, Kelso always roots for the defense in these trials. And Kelso takes a velly, velly dim view of parents pimping their children. Don't let Kelso catch that mother in traffic!
Finally, an oldie but goodie from David Letterman. He was interviewing Cybill Shepherd when she was carrying twins. Letterman asked her if it was true that Michael Jackson "had offered her $2 million for the twins to put in his backyard zoo?"
Kelso's Nuts love you very much.
3 comments:
I heard he's now planning a move to Germany. Perhaps the Bahrainians weren't willing to put up with him ... ?
Or is it that his most rabid fans are in Germany ? ... If that's the case, perhaps he should also consider Japan.
There's always South Florida ... oh yea, never mind ... I don't think he's much of a golf pro.
[sigh]
He may have a better swing than Kelso does!
Kelso can hit a short iron straight, but it sez here that Jacko v Kelso over 18 might be something of a toss-up at Ponte Vedra.
I doubt it .. his make-up's gonna melt in the sun and the whooosh .. he's gone ....
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