Very quick post because timing's an issue for you punters out there. Kelso's got LACY +$1.50 over REID by DECISION and OVER 11 1-2 ROUNDS -$1.30. Fight goes soon.

Tomorrow, Kelso will scan Week In Review section of tissue of lies (New York Times) and have commentary.

Now, he's got to go to check his golf results, take some Ambien, Lorazepam and see if Ms. Kelso is up for administering a flag salute.

If not, Kelso will read some Harrington and do the crossword puzzle.

Fuck Condeleeza Rice sideways. God, Kelso hates that his favorite football player when Kelso was a little boy, Gene Washington of the 49ers, is Condi's beard.

Thank you.

Kelso's Nuts love you very much.