Jeez, sometimes they just make it too easy. Here's the link, ho-hum.

http://www.nydailynews.com//front/story/336671p-287433c.html

Kelso has a public blog and is afraid of no one. This is what Kelso believes, in plain English, as opposed to that hideous mangled Bush-speak and that yucky Rudy Giuliani Italian lingo: GOD DID NOT CREATE MAN; MAN CREATED GOD. If you object to that sentiment, you probably think Kelso is stupid. To that end, Kelso challenges ALL believers to the high-stakes game of their choice, freeze-out fashion. We end when one of us has all the money. Poker, Gin, Scrabble, whatever. One caveat. Kelso won't play chess. Bill Bennett: this especially includes you.

Religion is the biggest scam perpetrated on mankind. Eternal life, my left Nut. Kelso only wishes he thought of it and invented a church himself.

Attention intellectual believers: Pascal's Wager is total bullshit; he assumed that the payoff -- heaven -- was something really, really good, the loss -- hell -- was something really, really bad, while the null hypothesis, nothingness, was...well...a push. Those values were a product of his time and do not included the cost of carry of tithing the church and spending all that time praying and believing. Kelso believes that Pascal's approach, far from having infinite value, is an expected value loser.

Jack Abramoff indicted. Now, the fun begins. He spills on DeLay, who spills on everybody. Don't think we'd have had this much fun if John "Reporting for duty, sir" Kerry had won. And they'd still be dying in Iraq because Kerry is something of a putz with only slightly more humanity than W has.

Dan Haren versus Johan Santana? Kelso, the A's fan, is a little nervous.

He loves watching Rudy Giuliani's Girls, i.e., The New York Yankees getting cracked. And once they have been cracked, they'll suck dicks for 5 years minimum. Get well soon, Mike Cameron and Carlos Beltran. There's a little guy in the Kelso household who's worried.

Kelso's Nuts love you very much.