Mrs. Kelso and reader "g" have hipped Kelso to some very promising bits of info about Supreme Court nominee, John Roberts. Check it out and decide for yourselves at:
http://www.gaypasg.org/GayPASG/PressClippings/2005/Aug/Roberts%20Donated%20Help%20to%20Gay%20Rights%20Case.htm
Nice, cumbersome URL, no?
Kelso thinks it could mean anything: a way to grease the skids through the Senate? Karl showing his Lavender Pride? Bush, Jr.'s Souter? Or it could mean nothing at all and Roberts will be the right-wing extremist we've all been expecting. Either way, it's a nice thumb in the eye to Bush's supposed favorite justices, Fat Tony and Uncle Thomas.
A big "we'll see" from the Nutsack.
Kelso notes the passing of Peter Jennings, but as we're all going to the same place, he's not crying about it.
Elisabeth Bumiller gives Bush a blow-job in today's Tissue Of Lies. Good to see the old standards have been, set, met and maintained. Expect Adam Nagourney to do the same for Joe Lieberman, when the saintly Jewish fellow with the beautiful skin weighs in positively on Hillary's right turn.
Mrs. Kelso has become something of a news junkie since the Kelso's Nuts blog first appeared and has mentioned a great piece of Thomas Friedman hypocrisy. Apparently, the Walrus has his little skid-marked, tightie-whities in a bunch because -- stop the world -- the USA has the world's worst cellular infrastructure and technology. Tom, baby, you got Kelso all confused here. The reason the USA lags everywhere else on the globe in cell-tech is because your beloved Departments of Injustice and Fatherland Insecurity DO NOT WANT THE ENCRYPTION THAT GOES ALONG WITH 3G. All part and parcel of the Patriot Acts. Please make up your mind while you're pondering your next stupid metaphor. Do you want advanced cellular service or do you want that list of internal enemies? You know, subversives like Barbara Boxer and Code Pink and Rev. Jim Wallis and the Espiscopal Church and Air America.
They say that the Walrus is the CIA's man at The Tissue Of Lies, and if that's so and if he went through the full Langley training course, Kelso and his whole family are in trouble and could get wet, but if he's just the putz Kelso thinks he is, don't let Kelso catch Thomas Friedman in traffic.
THE ARISTOCRATS fucking rules. Better see it soon before Hillary, Joe Lieberman and Bill Frist get it banned.
Kelso's Nuts loves each and every one of you. Even Thomas Friedman.
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'Kelso's Nuts loves each and every one of you. Even Thomas Friedman."
Even Hillary?
There are Rubicons one musn't cross!
The sign-off comes from an old radio ad in New York for an electronics store on Canal Street, Uncle Steve's, in which Uncle Steve in a heavy Israeli accent signed off by saying "thank you, I love you"
Of course, that did not go over my head ... but, this is Kelso's Nuts, not Uncle Steve's.
If you (Kelso) say "everyone" and single out Friedman the CIA-loving, tissue-writing, Walru-Putz, as an object of your love and affection, the question is whether Hillary (despite your obvious disdain for her) is within the realm of your universal love ("every one of you") machine?
Not being argumentative. Just curious.
Good night. And good luck.
g
Apparently, you are not just an avid reader of the Nuts, you are its first official scholar.
Kelso sez it's HIS BAD that having reamed many public figures he only included the Walrus in his claim of universal love. Kelso should have left kept the sign-off more pristine.
Maybe it was an unconscious fear that the Walrus actually did go through the Langley course and would kill The Kelsos showing through.
Keep up the Kelso-iana, g.
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