OK, Floppers, time for blog school. Kelso's Nuts is not a liberal blog. Please go back to the first entry. If you're looking for a PC take on things, there are many fine ones. I'm sure Eric Alterman has a beaut that's devoid of swear words and anger and just wants everyone to cooperate, as it does a job of parsing the Bush administration's lies. Fine for him. He's a liberal celebrity journalist. Kelso is a gnat on a dog's dick.
Kelso's Nuts is NOT ABOUT SOLUTIONS. There may be a solution -- ending these repulsive wars and getting rid of the Bush Crime Family -- but that's not going to happen by playing nice and it's not going to happen soon. Look what happened to Senator Dick Durbin. Look what happened to Gore. To Kerry. To General Byrnes. To fucking Valerie Plame. Kelso's Nuts is about Kelso going buck wild on the issues that interest him. Kelso does not want a book deal, a movie deal or even one reader. He's angry about what he reads and sees and is threatened with. If he's offended you, he's done his job. Kelso is sure that he's offended everyone in the three weeks the site has been up.
Don't like Kelso's left-wing take on the Wars? Good. Don't like the vulgarity? Good. Don't like his right-wing take on taxes and property rights? Good. Don't like his take on African-American Preachers throwing in with White Christian Conservatives to fuck up Kelso's livelihood? Good. And Kelso also thinks that liberal whites that throw in with (err..) African-American conservatives because it's PC, are shit. Kelso is known far-and-wide to hate the steel drum, outdoor Dixieland Jazz, barbershop quartets and you can add every note of Gospel after Reverend Gary Davis.
Don't like his view of guns? Good. Don't like his unbending stance on full, free, excellent health care, education and housing for all? Good. Don't like his pro-abortion stance? Good. His anti-War-On-Drugs stance? Good. Don't like the Red Sox or the A's? Good. Don't like that Kelso believes in Gay Marriage full-stop? Good. Most of all, don't like his atheism? DOUBLE GOOD. We're all going to the same place.
There's plenty not to like here. Please DISAGREE with Kelso whenever the mood hits you and don't hold anything back. Cindy Sheehan is saving the world, one mind at a time. Kelso is giving you a place to vent and read shit you don't read anywhere else.
Kelso did managed to skim today's A section of the Tissue Of Lies and found a very interesting item on prison rape. Exhaustive thoughts -- poltically, morally, and with a gambling spin -- on that repellent subject to come.
Kelso's Nuts loves you.
2 comments:
On the topic of gospel music ... what does Kelso think of Edwin Hawkins' Singers "Oh Happy Day" ... very powerful ... G's favorite "modern" gospel song ...
And, to me, Aretha Franklin was, and always will be, the one of the greatest gospel singers of all time.
Kelso has a big ego but not so big that he can't admit it when he doesn't know something. Never heard of the Edwin Hawkins Singers. I'll trust you on that one and listen to it if I can.
As for Aretha Franklin, it's hard to say anything negative about her, but her music is not Kelso's cup of tea. His favorite music is on his profile. Have a look. She ain't there, but probably deserves to be. Between you, Kelso and the rabbits, Kelso always preferred Tammi Terrell.
Kelso's point is that if White Liberals give Black preachers a pass despite the latters' often repugnant views on gay rights, vice, etc., then they ought to just be done with it an join the conservative movement. PC at it's worst.
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