Kelso had an excellent experience at the new E-V PLAYERS' CLUB. He lost a dime because of undisciplined play and poor reads, but will be going back again. The space is commodious, food is edible, drinks are served and the place is run with the professionalism Kelso has come to expect from the NYC private poker clubs.

All of which brings us to the subject of gambling and politics and William "Book Of Virtues" Bennett.

Some sites to check out: http://www.irregulartimes.com/bennettgambles.html

And, of course, what would be a William Bennett slam without the words of the master loser himself (and on the war in Iraq yet): http://www.claremont.org/writings/040519bennett.html

It's just a cluster-fuck of hypocrisy. Kelso is laying a big price that Bennett was also doing coke and fucking whores. So, it turned out that the "superpredator" of William Bennett, James Q. Wilson, John D'Iulio, and Rudy Giuliani's fantasies were not young Negro men, but rather the the casino vigorish. Kelso knows William Bennett and his "Book Of Virtues" are yesterday's news, but as this is Kelso's site, he reserves the right to call a spade a spade and William Bennett is a cunt, whose mother sucks cocks in hell. Furthermore, when Kelso's son was born, some well-meaning born-again Christian friend of a friend gave the Kelso family Bennett's "Book Of Virtues", Kelso made sure to use the inane book as toilet paper, coarse in all senses though it was. That's right. Kelso WIPED HIS ASS ON "THE BOOK OF VIRTUES". Now, if we can only live to see Bennett lose all his money with gambling and coke and die a broken hypocrite in some flop-house, justice will be served. By the way, Bill, John, James and Rudy, Kelso was up 125th street this week and the "superpredators" seem to be getting on quite nicely, thank you. Most have brighter futures, than Bill Bennett does.

And now on to the news of the day. Cindy Sheehan and "Camp Casey". This may be the inflection point in this corporatist regime we're ruled under. Bush's comments on the death of Casey Sheehan defined the word "wan", and his planned "March For Freedom" (with pre-screened knuckle-draggers only) may occupy most of the air and ink time of the mainstream media, but Cindy Sheehan will not be stopped. Kelso fears that some protester if not Ms. Sheehan herself will be hurt by an overzealous law-enforcement official and civil war will break out. There is much pent-up frustration all over this country, especially in the so-called "Blue States" who have been jobbed out of two elections and given an imperial presidency. Kelso believes in peace and legality, but there are those who would love nothing more than to "put the boot" into the first Repbulican they see. Going by Bush, Condi, Rush, Rove, McLellan, Rumsfeld, and Chaney, the VERY ELITE OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY are a bunch of push-overs without Secret Service protection. The average 12YO skateboard kid could probably beat the ever-loving tar out of any of the aforementioned.

"March For Freedom"? Freedom from whom, exactly? Al-Qaida? Saudi Arabia? We are not free of those two entities; we are in their thrall. But not for long. Kelso promises. There's a rumbling in the land and when those houses get to negative equity and gasoline cracks $3.00/gallon, and a peaceful protester is shot, the shit's coming down.

Kelso hasn't decided to run or to fight yet, but if he fucks up and doesn't get out in time, he will fight to save himself, his family and his city -- the greater USA be damned.

Emmanuel Goldstein lives.

And Kelso's Nuts loves you all so very much he is positively tumescent. And he thinks the Bush Administration has just conducted itself in exemplary fashion lo these 5+ years.